THE LIGHTER SIDE OF LOCAL AI
A little
Xbar humor.
For the moments when the internet gives up
and your ideas don’t.
The collection
60 MEMES / FRESH MIXClick or swipe through 60 memes.
Xbar
My training arc was a setup wizard
My training arc had a setup wizard. Xbar, a compatible local model, and the hardware I already own. The dramatic aura is optional.
About this example
Fictional anime power-up metaphor for human agency with Xbar. Local use requires a compatible model, configured workflow and suitable hardware. Illustrated software is not an exact product screenshot. No pooled VRAM or hardware performance benchmark is claimed.
Xbar
This isn't even my final form
This isn't even my final form. There's still a free RAM slot. Xbar and a compatible local model put my own hardware to work. The next upgrade depends on the model and machine.
About this example
Fictional anime power-up metaphor for human agency with Xbar. Local use requires a compatible model, configured workflow and suitable hardware. Illustrated software is not an exact product screenshot. No pooled VRAM or hardware performance benchmark is claimed.
Xbar
Lend me your spare VRAM
Lend me your energy! Or let me pick a model that fits my GPU. Xbar, a compatible local model, and my own hardware. Spirit orb sold separately.
About this example
Fictional anime power-up metaphor for human agency with Xbar. Local use requires a compatible model, configured workflow and suitable hardware. Illustrated software is not an exact product screenshot. No pooled VRAM or hardware performance benchmark is claimed.
Xbar
The blank page has met its match
The blank page was talking a lot of trash. Xbar, a compatible local model, and one first draft later... dramatic beam optional. The ideas and edits are still mine.
About this example
Fictional anime power-up metaphor for human agency with Xbar. Local use requires a compatible model, configured workflow and suitable hardware. Illustrated software is not an exact product screenshot. No pooled VRAM or hardware performance benchmark is claimed.
Xbar
The scouter found the PC
The power scanner was looking everywhere. The PC was under the desk. Xbar with a compatible local model, set up on my own hardware.
About this example
Fictional anime power-up metaphor for human agency with Xbar. Local use requires a compatible model, configured workflow and suitable hardware. Illustrated software is not an exact product screenshot. No pooled VRAM or hardware performance benchmark is claimed.
Xbar
The power-up was already in my PC. Your silicon. Your power.
Turns out the power-up was under my desk. Xbar, a compatible local model and my own silicon. Finally starting that project. Circuit dragon optional.
About this example
Fictional power-up metaphor for human agency with Xbar. Local use requires a compatible model, configured workflow and suitable hardware. Illustrated software is not an exact product screenshot.
Xbar
I brought my own silicon
Borrow the power? I brought my own silicon. Xbar, a compatible local model and the next idea on my list. Dramatic gauntlet pose optional.
About this example
Fictional power-up metaphor for human agency with Xbar. Local use requires a compatible model, configured workflow and suitable hardware. Illustrated software is not an exact product screenshot.
Xbar
Me: It’s just a computer. Also me: Entering my power-up arc.
Me: just checking one thing. Also me: entering my power-up arc. Xbar and a compatible local model on my own hardware. Same human. More things to try.
About this example
Fictional power-up metaphor for human agency with Xbar. Local use requires a compatible model, configured workflow and suitable hardware. Illustrated software is not an exact product screenshot.
Xbar
Downloaded the model. Unlocked the main-character energy.
Downloaded a compatible model. Set up Xbar. Suddenly my “someday” folder looks a lot less intimidating. The ideas are mine. So is the next move.
About this example
Fictional power-up metaphor for human agency with Xbar. Local use requires a compatible model, configured workflow and suitable hardware. Illustrated software is not an exact product screenshot.
Xbar
The final boss was I can’t
The final boss was “I can’t.” Xbar helped me try. My own hardware, a compatible local model, and one idea I finally started. The dramatic entrance is optional.
About this example
Fictional power-up metaphor for human agency with Xbar. Local use requires a compatible model, configured workflow and suitable hardware. Illustrated software is not an exact product screenshot.
Xbar
The wizard explained my destiny. I asked Xbar for bullet points.
A prophecy, but make it skimmable. Fictional supplied-text summary in Xbar, with a compatible local model already set up. The wizard would like his dramatic pauses back.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
The internet is dead. My first draft isn’t.
The internet is dead. My first draft isn’t. Internet: offline. Local model: connected. Xbar keeps drafting with a compatible model installed beforehand, while a solar-charged battery powers the computer. The zombie has notes.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
They want brains. I’m making their album cover.
They want brains. I’m making their album cover. Illustrated Xbar local image workflow, not an actual UI/output screenshot. A compatible image engine and model are already installed on suitable hardware, powered by a solar-charged battery.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
My AI didn’t get the memo.
The apocalypse has no Wi-Fi. My AI didn’t get the memo. Fictional scene: Xbar uses a compatible local model downloaded and set up beforehand, on a laptop powered by a solar-charged battery.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
The forecast: meteors. At least it has a soundtrack.
The forecast: meteors. At least it has a soundtrack. Illustrated Xbar local music workflow, not an actual UI/output screenshot. A compatible music engine/model is already installed on suitable hardware; the solar-charged battery still supplies electricity.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
The aliens took the router. I’m designing their next ride.
The aliens took the router. I’m designing their next ride. Illustrated local 3D workflow in Xbar, with compatible engines, models and workflow files installed beforehand, suitable hardware, and a solar-charged battery.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Pragmatically + Xbar
Pearls vs. the tape measure
People pearl clutch because you wanna use AI. I just want my tape measure. Pragmatically brings saved items and locations together. A recorded drawer is enough adventure for today.
About this example
Based on saved inventory records. Examples are illustrations; records need to be kept current.
Pragmatically + Xbar
I know where my projects are
I know where my projects are. Finishing them remains a separate adventure. Pragmatically keeps saved craft items, photos and locations together—even the crochet carrot.
About this example
Based on saved inventory records. Examples are illustrations; records need to be kept current.
Pragmatically + Xbar
The spice rack has a quorum
Before buying more cinnamon, I checked my saved inventory on my phone. The spice rack had a quorum. Pragmatically Personal works in a paired phone browser on the same trusted Wi-Fi, with the host awake.
About this example
Based on saved inventory records. Examples are illustrations; records need to be kept current.
Pragmatically + Xbar
The milk multiverse
“Two 500 ml bottles” is two bottles—not 1,000 bottles and a new fridge. Pragmatically separates item names, counts and units in a draft you can review.
About this example
Based on saved inventory records. Examples are illustrations; records need to be kept current.
Pragmatically + Xbar
The drawer has been waiting
Waiting for inspiration while the art drawer waits for me. Ask Xbar in Pragmatically for a starting approach using your saved supplies. Unrecorded paint, surfaces and dimensions still need your input.
About this example
Based on saved inventory records. Examples are illustrations; records need to be kept current.
Pragmatically + Xbar
A quick shelf, allegedly
Boards, screws, tools—and the questions I forgot to ask. Pragmatically can connect saved supplies to a project. I still check measurements, suitable fixings and the actual plan.
About this example
Based on saved inventory records. Examples are illustrations; records need to be kept current.
Pragmatically + Xbar
The pile gets paperwork
Same pile. Better records. A photo can become several item drafts in Pragmatically. Review the names, quantities and locations before saving. The app does not physically tidy the bench. Tragic.
About this example
Based on saved inventory records. Examples are illustrations; records need to be kept current.
Pragmatically + Xbar
The cat takes management
I measured. You sanded. The cat took management. Pragmatically keeps shared household projects, tasks and linked inventory together. Cat supervision remains entirely informal.
About this example
Based on saved inventory records. Examples are illustrations; records need to be kept current.
Pragmatically + Xbar
A pantry situation
The computer can stay upstairs. I have a pantry situation. Pair Pragmatically’s Personal inventory with your phone browser on the same trusted Wi-Fi. The host stays awake; the cinnamon investigation stays downstairs.
About this example
Based on saved inventory records. Examples are illustrations; records need to be kept current.
Xbar
Internet: down. Plot: thickening.
Internet: down. Plot: thickening. The dragon detective is still on the case. Xbar can help you write locally once compatible models are set up. Apparently the teacup does not have an alibi.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
I bought this to check email. Then the internet went out.
I bought this to check email. Then the internet went down and my computer revealed its creative side. Xbar supports local chat, images, animation, 3D and music—with compatible hardware, models and workflows set up.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
I thought ‘offline’ meant ‘day off.’
I thought “offline” meant “day off.” The tiny pianist disagrees. Xbar can create music on your computer once compatible local models and workflows are set up. The Wi-Fi is out. The encore is not.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Compact Workmate B
My AI assistant touched grass before I did.
My AI assistant touched grass before I did. Meet Compact Workmate B: a future Xbar companion concept for exploring and noticing the world around you. Still a concept; hardware and capabilities remain under exploration.
About this example
A concept illustration of a proposed robot; not working hardware or an availability announcement.
Compact Workmate B
I have a system. The system has wheels now.
I have a system. The system has wheels now. Compact Workmate B imagines Xbar helping you keep track of your things, with proposed observations for you to review. Future concept, not available hardware.
About this example
A concept illustration of a proposed robot; not working hardware or an availability announcement.
Compact Workmate B
Me: “Just one more screwdriver.” My future inventory assistant:
Just one more screwdriver. It looked at the drawer. I changed the subject. Compact Workmate B is a future Xbar inventory companion concept. Proposed observations would be yours to review. Hardware remains exploratory.
About this example
A concept illustration of a proposed robot; not working hardware or an availability announcement.
Pragmatically + Xbar
Internet: gone. Scissors: found.
I packed for an expedition. The scissors were in the craft drawer. Pragmatically’s Xbar assistant remembers your saved inventory and locations locally. Internet optional. Recording where you put things: annoyingly helpful.
About this example
Based on saved inventory records. Examples are illustrations; records need to be kept current.
Xbar
My desktop missed that meeting.
“AI needs the internet.” My desktop appears to have missed that meeting. With compatible local models set up, Xbar can help draft stories and talk through ideas on your own computer, even when the connection leaves the chat.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
My prompt packed for the cloud.
My prompt packed for the cloud. Xbar said we’re staying in. Ordinary Xbar chat can run through installed local models on your own computer. Setup downloads and optional online features still need internet. The suitcase was ambitious.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
World Director
I asked for a change of scenery. The scenery took it personally.
I asked for a change of scenery. The scenery took it personally. World Director explores directing virtual worlds with Xbar as your local assistant. This is development concept art, not a gameplay capture.
About this example
An illustration of the development vision, not a gameplay capture or a release announcement.
World Director
Me: “A little bigger.” Also me: “Undo.”
Me: “A little bigger.” Also me: “Undo.” World Director supports selected-object resizing and Undo during internal development. The giant chair is concept art; the desire to undo is very real.
About this example
An illustration of the development vision, not a gameplay capture or a release announcement.
Xbar
Even the AI has house rules.
Guest list ready. House rules apply. Xbar’s optional desktop settings let parents choose an age group and permissions for online web search, images and 3D. A PIN protects changes. Moderation can miss things.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
World Director
Creative director: me. Final notes: Mum.
The creature had a vision. Mum had notes. World Director’s development preview lets parents choose age defaults, creative categories and presentation limits. Local checks are experimental; stay involved.
About this example
An illustration of the development vision, not a gameplay capture or a release announcement.
Xbar
Internet’s off? Good thing I have Xbar.
Internet’s off? Good thing I have Xbar. Your hardware. Local models and workflows, already set up. https://xbar.computer/#access
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
Me: one quick idea. The idea:
It started as one tiny idea. Now it wants a soundtrack. Xbar brings local chat, images, picture animation, 3D and music into one app. Set up the features your hardware supports, then see where the idea goes.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
Yes. Still offline.
“Images offline?” Yes. “Animate an image into video?” Yes. “3D?” Yes. “Music?” Also yes. Xbar uses your hardware and installed local models with supported local workflows. The router is taking this personally. https://xbar.computer/#access
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
The computer has a clarification
My internet went down. My computer would like to clarify that it did not. Xbar brings local tool launchers together in one app. Set up online; create offline with supported installed models and workflows. It works inside Xbar. https://xbar.computer/#access
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
The outage has no editorial authority
Internet outage. Plot twist: I can still write the plot. Xbar can help draft a story or review pasted code offline, using installed local models on my own hardware. The semicolon situation remains a personal matter. https://xbar.computer/#access
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
Xbar organized my workflow. Geode reorganized the yarn.
Xbar organized my workflow. Geode reorganized the yarn. Local AI can help make a plan. Geode has already made several knots. Compatible local models need to be set up first.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
The monster was a myth.
We unmasked “AI needs the internet.” It was an ordinary desktop, still writing the story. Xbar can draft locally after compatible models are set up. The mystery was a very dramatic assumption.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
The cloud conspiracy.
The investigation uncovered a scandal: my story prompt stayed home. Configured Xbar local chat can run on your computer. Setup downloads and optional online features use the internet. Pearls may now be released.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Pragmatically + Xbar
The thrilling conclusion: workshop drawer.
“I didn’t know AI could do that.” The thrilling conclusion: workshop drawer. Xbar in Pragmatically can answer from saved item locations. This is a recorded clue, not live tracking. The tape measure remains offscreen.
About this example
Based on saved inventory records. Examples are illustrations; records need to be kept current.
Xbar
No, the water is safe, it’s local Xbar.
“You’re using AI?!” “No, the water is safe, it’s local Xbar.” The pearls have entered the comments. Local chat runs on your computer after compatible model setup.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Pragmatically + Xbar
The linen cupboard has declined to comment.
BREAKING: AI knows where my spare sheets are. The linen cupboard has declined to comment. Xbar in Pragmatically can answer from saved item locations. A recorded clue, not live tracking. Please give the pearls a moment.
About this example
Based on saved inventory records. Examples are illustrations; records need to be kept current.
Xbar
AUR? On your own computer?
“I use AI. On my own computer.” “AUR?” Xbar local chat can run after compatible engine and model setup. The pearls have a follow-up question.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
No hammer required.
The tool hasn’t even been explained yet. The knee has already submitted feedback. A little curiosity before the reflex? Xbar local AI is worth a closer look.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
His knee said NOPE.
I made it two letters into the explanation. His knee had already opted out. A joke about the reflex before the facts. Xbar local AI deserves a look at what it actually does.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
Two letters. One flying slipper.
The notes got shorter. The slipper went farther. Xbar can help summarize text with a compatible local model already set up. Read the summary; it can miss things.
About this example
Local workflows require compatible models and setup. Online features and setup downloads can need internet.
Xbar
Give that idea some depth
An idea, an image, a 3D asset. With the configured workflows, Xbar can generate a starting image and turn it into a 3D model. A playful illustration of digital asset creation—not physical manufacturing. xbar.computer · operator@xbar.computer
About this example
Media creation depends on configured workflows and compatible tools. Some custom media workflows may connect online. This is an illustration, not an exact product screenshot.
Pragmatically + Xbar
A bright idea for finding things
Light up the answer you already saved. Pragmatically lets Xbar help retrieve recorded belongings and their locations; it does not track objects moving around the house. xbar.computer · operator@xbar.computer
About this example
Answers use saved inventory records, not live tracking. Records need to be kept current. This is an illustrated example.
Pragmatically + Xbar
Connect your things with Pragmatically
Your things make more sense together. Pragmatically, powered by Xbar, connects saved belongings with useful context such as their recorded locations. Find the crochet carrot, tape measure or art supplies in the records you keep. Saved information, not live tracking. xbar.computer · operator@xbar.computer
About this example
Answers use saved inventory records, not live tracking. Records need to be kept current. This is an illustrated example.
Xbar family
I asked for a little help.
I asked for a little help. The whole Xbar family showed up. Xbar Local AI for creative work, Pragmatically for what you own, World Director for worlds to shape, Xbar for Discord for creating together—and Workmate B as a future companion concept.
About this example
Illustrated family showcase, not actual UI screenshots or automatic integration. Local features require suitable hardware and configured local components. Discord requires internet. World Director is in development; Workmate B is a future concept. Separate app records and deliberate imports remain separate.
Xbar family
My quick idea has departments now.
My ‘quick idea’ has departments now. Ideas on your desktop. Belongings in Pragmatically. Worlds taking shape in World Director. Creative conversations through Xbar for Discord. A Workmate concept waiting in the wings.
About this example
Illustrated family showcase, not actual UI screenshots or automatic integration. Local features require suitable hardware and configured local components. Discord requires internet. World Director is in development; Workmate B is a future concept. Separate app records and deliberate imports remain separate.
Xbar family
I was going to have a quiet weekend.
I was going to have a quiet weekend. Then I met the Xbar family. Stories, saved belongings, virtual worlds, and creative group conversations. Comet is the only one committed to the original plan.
About this example
Illustrated family showcase, not actual UI screenshots or automatic integration. Local features require suitable hardware and configured local components. Discord requires internet. World Director is in development; Workmate B is a future concept. Separate app records and deliberate imports remain separate.
Xbar family
The family runs on possibility.
Me: just one more project. My hardware: assemble the family. Different tools for different jobs: Xbar Local AI, Pragmatically, World Director, Xbar for Discord, and the future Workmate B concept.
About this example
Illustrated family showcase, not actual UI screenshots or automatic integration. Local features require suitable hardware and configured local components. Discord requires internet. World Director is in development; Workmate B is a future concept. Separate app records and deliberate imports remain separate.